“It says ‘Five.’”
“It takes seven, Pissant.” He took his hot food and cold drink, then brushed past her. “And clean up after yourself.”
She watched him go to one of the cubicles.
Obnoxious Drone dick.
She set the timer for five minutes.
After taking a Snapple Straight Up Sweet Tea from the fridge, she sipped it while waiting for her lunch to heat.
The barbeque beef was barely warm after five minutes. She set the timer for two more minutes.
Rude Drone McGill. He could have been nice about it.
She returned to her desk, and while eating, she found an article on synthetic nerves.
As she read about an artificial nerve system developed for use with prosthetic devices, she clicked on the links to more research papers.
Her forgotten lunch grew cold as she studied tiny organic circuits printed on a person’s skin.
Thirty minutes later, she was startled when her phone chimed.
“No phones!” someone shouted from behind her.
She turned to see several people glaring at her. The old man made a cutting motion across his neck.
After clicking her phone onto ‘Airplane mode,’ she answered the call.
“Hey, Cat. How’s it going?” Marilyn, her roommate, asked.
“I’ll text you,” Catalina whispered.
“Why can’t you talk?” Marilyn whispered also.
“Just text.”
“Okay.”
‘I just pissed off all the Pissants again with the phone call,’ Catalina texted to Marilyn.
‘You can’t use your phone in that stupid place?’
‘Apparently not. Like everything else, I learn by being yelled at.’
‘So, you got in?’
‘Only for thirty days. If I produce something in that time, I might get to stay longer.’
‘At least you’re in.’
‘Right.’
‘I’m ordering pizza. Cecil, Mack, and Debbie are coming over. What time will you be home?’
‘Don’t wait up.’
‘You ordering in?’ Marilyn asked.
‘No, they have food here.’
‘All right. I’ll see you when I see you.’
‘KK.’
Catalina went back to her reading and found a post-grad student at MIT had used a 3-D printer to produce a human-like hand with synthetic nerves.
She was startled by someone standing beside her chair.
The redhead she’d seen in Victor’s office stood staring at Catalina’s computer.
Oh, God. Another obnoxious Drone.
“What’s up?” Catalina asked. The redhead’s dangling jade earrings held her attention.
“It’s five after four, Saylor.”
Catalina glanced at the lower right corner of her screen. “Yes, it is. Thank you.” She stared at the redhead.
“You have an appointment with Mr. Templeton.”
“Oh, crap!”
She scooted back and grabbed a notepad. The woman led her toward the door of Victor’s office, opened it, then went in ahead of Catalina.
“Miss Saylor.” Victor waved her to a chair in front of his desk.
The redhead took the chair next to her. She crossed her legs, adjusted her emerald green skirt, and positioned a note pad on her thigh.
“What do you think of this place so far?” he asked.
Catalina thought for a moment. “Hostility, rudeness, everyone is mean…” She glanced at the redhead. “Except for Joe.”
“Yeah, he’s a nice guy. Did you find everything you need?”
“I see we have printers, a scanner, and a copy machine, but no Three-D printer.”
“Why do you want a Three-D printer?”
“I want to print a hand, and also some organic circuits.” Catalina noticed from the corner of her eye the redhead looking at her, then the woman looked at Victor.
“What type of Three-D printer are we talking about?”
“A Dremel Three-D-Twenty.”
The other woman wrote on her notepad. “How do you spell that?” she asked.
Catalina spelled it for her.
“What will you do with the hand and circuits?”Victor asked.
“The echolocation AI program I’m writing will need tons of data for machine learning.”
“Yes, I suppose it will. What computer language are you using?”
“Python.”
“Is it hard to learn?”
“Well, if you’re familiar with Perl and Java, it’s not too difficult.”
“Hmm…I see.”
“What’s with the dorm rooms?” Catalina asked.
“Candidates with special circumstances will sometimes be assigned to a dorm room.”
“Define ‘special circumstances.’”
“After two weeks, if you’re still here, we’ll talk about that. In the meantime, I need your statements from the four credit card companies and any other past-due bills you have.”
“They don’t send paper statements anymore.”
“But you can email them to me, right?”
“Yes.”
“And your bank statement.”
Catalina glanced at the redhead, who was taking notes again.
“Mr. Templeton,” Catalina said. “Why do you need my financials?”
“Curiosity. Is it a problem?”
She shrugged. “I guess not.”
“Is there anything else you need?” he asked.
“AWS Cloud Computing would be nice.”
“Why do you need that?”
“My iPad won’t be able to handle the data-crunching.”
“We have a Power Edge T-Six-Thirty server.”
“I used that to get online, but it’s too old and slow. It would take a year to process one hour’s worth of data.”
“We’ll discuss AWS after two weeks. Anything else?”
Catalina shook her head.
Victor opened a manila folder and removed some papers. He slid them across the desk.
“What’s this?” Catalina asked.
“Our contract.”
She flipped through the papers. “Eight pages?”
“No, just four. There’re two copies.”
After reading the first paragraph, she turned to page four and saw a place for her signature. He’d already signed his name.
“Take it home with you tonight and read it over. You can sign it tomorrow.”
“And if I don’t sign?”
“Then we can’t help you.”
She stared at the contract for a moment. “Can you give me the abridged version? Just the high points?”
“It says Qubit’s Incubator agrees to provide a safe and quiet workspace for you in exchange for five percent of the net profits, if any, from any product or idea produced during the term of this contract. You may receive other benefits as deemed necessary.”
“It takes four pages to say that?”
“There’s a lot of legal details. That’s why I think you should take the time to read it before you sign you name.”
“What if I never produce a marketable product?”
“Then we terminate the contract, and you’re free to leave us, owing nothing.”
Catalina held out her hand to the redhead, palm up.
“What?” the redhead asked.
“Your pen.”
Catalina signed the first copy, passed it to Victor, then signed her copy.
“Okay.” He placed the contract in the folder. “How’s your workspace?”
“It’s fine. A little bleak, but that’s okay. What’s the work schedule?”
He handed her a key card. “If you leave after six p.m., be sure the door is locked. I expect everyone to be here from eight to five, except Sunday and Sunday Plus One.”
“Sunday Plus One?”
“We used to call it Monday, but we no longer have Mondays. On the day after Sunday, everyone comes in late and leaves anytime after two. Tuesday is the start of eight-to-five. Saturdays are casual, come in late, leave early. You’re free to come in on Sunday if you want to.”
“Okay. Do many people work late?”
“Most of the probationers put in a lot of time.”
“Probationers?”
“You’re here on probation for the first thirty days. I think probationers are called ‘Pissants’ out there.” Victor tilted his head toward the bullpen.
“Yes, and the Drones get cubicles.”
“They do.”
“And Monarchs get upstairs offices?”
He nodded.
“How does a Drone become a Monarch?” Catalina asked.
“Receive a patent on an idea or device.”
“A patent. Okay.”
“Do you have to give that café…” He glanced at the redhead.
“Hugo’s Blue Plate Special,” she said.
“How did you…” Catalina began. “Nevermind.”
“Do you have to give notice when you decide to quit?”
“It’s just a phone call. I don’t have to do anything like a two-week notice. Hugo can easily find someone to take my place.”
“You should probably make that call today.”
“All right.” She stood. “I better get busy.”
“Don’t forget those financials.”
Chapter Three
At 7:30 p.m., Catalina heated a cup of Ramen noodles.
“How you liking those noodles?” a slim Black guy asked as he took a glass bowl covered with aluminum foil from the fridge.
“Not bad,” Catalina said. “I like them because they’re quick and easy.”
The microwave dinged, and she took out her steaming mug, while holding the door open for him. “Your turn, Drover.”