I was just about to take off the latest fashion disasterthis one in that awful canary yellow that definitely wasnt my colorwhen I heard a soft electronic chime, signaling that someone else had come into the store. I wondered how long it would take Red and Blondie to tear themselves away from Finn to see to the new customer
A surprised scream ripped through the air, along with a sharp smacking sound. The pain-filled moan that followed told me that someone had just gotten hit.
Dont move, and dont even think of going for any of the alarm buttons, a low voice growled. Or Ill put a couple of holes in youall of you. Maybe Ill do that anyway, just for fun.
Well, now, that sort of threat implied that the person making it had a gunmaybe even more than one. I perked up at the thought, and a genuine smile creased my face for the first time today. For the first time in several days, actually.
I cracked open the fitting-room door so I could see what was going on. Sure enough, a man stood right in front of the jewelry case. He was a dwarf, a couple of inches shy of five feet tall, with a body that was thick with muscle. He wore jeans with holes at the knees and a faded blue T-shirt. A barbed-wire tattoo curled around his left bicep, which looked like it was made of concrete rather than flesh and bone. He held a revolver in his right hand, the kind of gun that could definitely put a large hole in someone, especially if you used it at close range.
Since it didnt look like the dwarf was immediately going to pull the trigger, my gaze went to the other people in the boutique. Blondie was the closest to the gunman. She had one hand pressed to her cheek, probably from where the dwarf had reached across the counter and slapped her, while her other hand was clamped over her mouth to hold back her screams. She wasnt entirely successful at that, though, and a series of high-pitched squeaks filled the air, almost like a dog whimpering.
Finn stood about ten feet away from the dwarf. He must have been talking to Red when the gunman entered the store, because hed put himself in between her and the dwarf. Red had the same stunned, horrified expression on her face that Blondie did.
Finn had his hands up, although his eyes were narrowed, assessing the dwarf and the danger he presented, just like I was.
The first thing I did was look past the gunman and through the boutique windows, just in case he had a partner waiting outside, but I didnt see anyone loitering on the sidewalk or sitting in a getaway car by the curb. A solo job, then.
The second thing I did was study the dwarf to see if it looked like he was searching the store for someone elseme, Gin Blanco, the assassin known as the Spider.
By killing Mab, Id inadvertently made myself a popular target in the underworld, and more than one of the crime bosses had put a bounty on my head, hoping to establish themselves as Ashlands new head honcho by taking me out. It wasnt out of the realm of possibility to think that the dwarf had followed Finn and me to the boutique on someones orders.
But the only thing the dwarf was interested in was the jewelry. His eyes glinted, and his mouth curved up into a satisfied smile as he glanced down at all the expensive baubles. So this was nothing more than a simple robbery, then. Plenty of those in Ashland, even up here in the rarefied air of Northtown. Really, if the Posh owners were going to keep all those diamonds around, then they should have at least hired a giant or two to guard them.
Move! the dwarf barked, pointing his gun at Blondie. Over there with the others. Now!
Blondie, whod been behind the counter, hurried around it and stopped next to Red, putting the other woman and Finn between her and the robber. Well, at least she had a good sense of self-preservation. Red knew it too; she gave her coworker a hostile glance over her shoulder.
I turned my attention back to the robber, wondering if he might have any magic to go along with his inherent dwarven strength and the hand cannon he was sporting. But the dwarfs eyes didnt glow, and I didnt sense anything emanating from him. No hot, invisible waves of Fire power, no cold, frosty blasts of Ice magic, and nothing else to indicate that he was an elemental. Good. That would make this easier.
Give me the key! the dwarf snapped at Blondie as he moved behind the counter. Now!
Blondie stepped around the others and over to the robber, pulling a set of keys out of her pants pocket and holding them out to him at arms length, her hands shaking. The dwarf grabbed the keys and used one of them to open the lock on the jewelry case, instead of just smashing the glass and setting off the alarms. He threw the keys down on the floor and started shoving bracelets, rings, and necklaces into his jeans pockets.
I looked at the knives Id piled on the bench inside the fitting room alongside my clothes. Normally, I carried five silverstone knives on meone up either sleeve, one against the small of my back, and two in the sides of my bootsbut Id removed them when Id started trying on the dresses. I couldnt exactly go outside with a knife in my hand, since that would ruin whatever element of surprise I had, and there was no time to change back into my regular clothes. Cursing Finn under my breath, I hiked up the long skirt of the dress I was wearing and opened the fitting-room door.
Darling! I squealed, rushing into the front of the store. Isnt this dress just the most divine thing youve ever seen?
I twirled around and managed to put myself in between Finn and the robber. With the yellow dress, I might as well have been a mother duck, watching over her little ones.
Darling? I thought you said she was your sister! Red hissed.
A dwarf had threatened to shoot her and was now robbing the store, and Red was still more worried about Finns marital status than all that. Someones priorities were a little skewed.
Finn winced and gave her an apologetic shrug, but he never took his eyes off the dwarf.
The robbers head snapped up at the sound of my voice, and the gun followed a second later. He stepped to the end of the counter and grabbed hold of my bare arm, his fingers digging into my skin as he pulled me next to him. His hot breath wafted up my nose, reeking of onions and garlic. I hoped hed enjoyed whatever hed had for lunch today, because he was going to be eating through a straw soon enough.
Who the hell are you? he growled, shoving the gun in my face. Where did you come from?
I was . . . I was . . . I was in the back, trying on some evening gowns, I said in the breathiest, most terrified and helpless voice I could muster. I dont want any trouble. Please, please, please, dont shoot me!
The dwarf stared at me for several seconds before he lowered his gun and let go of my arm.
Just so you know, thats the ugliest damn dress Ive ever seen, he said. You look like a daffodil.
He shook his head and reached inside the case to grab another handful of jewelry. The second his eyes dropped to the diamonds, I stepped forward, yanked the gun out of his hand, and drove my fist into the side of his face.
With his dense, dwarven musculature, it was like smashing my knuckles into a cement block. My punch didnt have much effect, except to make him stop looting the jewelry case and focus all his attention on me, but that was exactly what I wanted.
Stupid bitch! he growled, stretching his hands out to grab me. Ill kill you for that
I pistol-whipped him across the face with the gun. My fist might not have had much of an impact, but the sharp edges and heavy, solid weight of the weapon did. His nose cracked from the force, and blood arced through the air, the warm, sticky drops spattering onto my skin.
The robber howled with pain, but he reached for me again. I tightened my grip on the gun and slammed it into his face once more. And I didnt stop there. Again and again, I hit him, smashing the weapon into his features as hard as I could. The dwarf fought back, wildly swinging his fists at me. Despite the blood running into his eyes, he was a decent fighter, so I grabbed hold of my Stone magic and pushed the cool power outward, hardening my skin into an impenetrable shell.
Good thing, since the dwarfs fist finally connected with my face.
Given his strength, the blow rocked me back, and I felt the force of it reverberate through my entire body, but it didnt break my jaw like it would have if I hadnt been using my magic to protect myself. Still, the dwarf took it as a sign of encouragement that hed finally been able to hit me.
Not so tough now, are you? he snarled, advancing on me again.
Tough enough to do this, I said.
I waited until he was back in range, blocked his next blow, and then used the gun to coldcock him in the temple. His eyes widened, taking on a glassy sheen, and then rolled up in the back of his head as he slumped to the floor.
You know, Gin, you really should warm up before you tee off on somebody like that, Finn murmured, leaning across the counter and staring down at the dwarf. Wouldnt want you to pull a muscle or anything.
Oh, no, I sniped, letting go of my Stone magic so that my skin would revert back to its normal texture. We wouldnt want that. Have I told you how much I hate shopping?
Finn just grinned and pulled out his cell phone from his jacket pocket to call Bria and report the attempted robbery. I used the long skirt of the dress to wipe my prints off the gun and then put the weapon down on top of the jewelry case.
Id just started to head to the fitting room to change back into my own clothes, when the two saleswomen blocked my path. They both looked at me with serious expressions. They were probably going to thank me for saving them
You know you have to pay for that, Red said.
Oh, yeah, Blondie chimed in. Thats a ten-thousand-dollar dress you just got blood all over.
Blood? There hadnt been that much blood. It wasnt like Id sliced the dwarfs throat open with one of my knives, which is what I usually did when bad folks crossed my path.
I had opened my mouth to respond, when I caught sight of my reflection in one of the mirrors on the wall. Dark brown hair, gray eyes, pale skin. I looked the same as always, except for the flowing yellow dressand the blood that covered my hands, arms, and chest. Actually, being covered in blood pretty much was the same as always for me. But the robber had bled more than Id thought, and the fancy gown now looked like it had come straight out of a horror movie where everyone dies at the big dance.
I started to push past the two women, but they crossed their arms over their chests and held their ground. Apparently, the sight of a ruined dress was more offensive than the fact that I had bludgeoned someone unconscious right in front of them.
I saved your snotty little store from getting robbed, not to mention that I kept that dwarf from probably killing you both, and you actually think youre going to charge me for it? I stepped forward. Keep talking, and this dress wont be the only thing in here with blood on it, sugar.
Red paled. After a moment, she stepped aside. I turned my cold gaze to Blondie, who sucked in a breath and stepped aside too.
I stomped past them, went into the fitting room, closed the door behind me, and peeled off the gown. I put it on its hanger and hung it on the back of the door. Now, instead of being canary yellow, the top of the dress had taken on a bright crimson color, and blood had also oozed down the full skirt, giving the whole garment a garish, tie-dye effect.
Still, as I stared at the disastrous dress, I couldnt help but smile.
Finn was right.
Yellow really wasnt my colorred was.
2
I grabbed some tissues out of a box in the fitting room and spent the next ten minutes scrubbing the dwarfs blood off my skin. After peering at my reflection in the mirror to make sure Id gotten as much of it as I could, I put my own clothes back on, tucked my knives into their appropriate slots, and slipped on my boots.
That electronic chime sounded again, telling me that someone new had come into the store. So I stepped out of the fitting room and went into the front of the boutique.
Finn was once again standing in front of the jewelry case, but hed been joined by my sister, Bria Coolidge. Bria wore her usual black boots and dark jeans, along with a light blue button-up shirt. A silverstone primrose rune rested in the hollow of her throat, and her gold badge was clipped to her black leather belt, along with her gun.
Red and Blondie stood against the wall behind the case, arms crossed, eyes narrowed, glossy lips puckered with displeasure. They were none too happy about my sisters arrival. Even in her cop clothes, Bria was quite lovely, with her shaggy blond hair, rosy skin, and vivid blue eyes. Not to mention the adoring way Finn looked at her. He might flirt with every woman who crossed his path, but Bria was the one who made his eyes soften and his face brighten in that warm, special way. She was the one who had his heart, and Red and Blondie could see it just as easily as everyone else could.
But Bria hadnt come alone. A giant who was around seven feet tall reached down and hauled the dwarf to his feet before slapping a set of silverstone handcuffs on the robber. The giants hair, skin, and eyes were all a rich shade of ebony, while his shaved head gleamed in the afternoon sunlight streaming in through the windows. Xavier, Brias partner on the force, was another member of my makeshift extended family.
Xavier finished securing the cuffs, then put one hand on the robbers shoulder to keep the much shorter man from falling over. The dwarfs eyes were slightly unfocused, and blood still dripped from the cuts Id opened up on his face when Id pistol-whipped him. Still, he surged forward at the sight of me.
You bitch! he screamed. Ill kill you for this!
Sure you will, I said in an easy voice. Take a number and get in line.
Xavier tightened his grip on the dwarfs shoulder, holding him in place, and let out a deep, rumbling laugh. Ill say this, Gin. Theres never a dull moment when youre around.