Oh dear no, you can be perfectly easy on that score. I have quite another matter on hand.
You must excuse my asking, you know. Your appearance led me to think but just wait for the secretary; the general is busy now, but the secretary is sure to come out.
Oh well, look here, if I have some time to wait, would you mind telling me, is there any place about where I could have a smoke? I have my pipe and tobacco with me.
SMOKE? said the man, in shocked but disdainful surprise, blinking his eyes at the prince as though he could not believe his senses. No, sir, you cannot smoke here, and I wonder you are not ashamed of the very suggestion. Ha, ha! a cool idea that, I declare!
Oh, I didnt mean in this room! I know I cant smoke here, of course. Id adjourn to some other room, wherever you like to show me to. You see, Im used to smoking a good deal, and now I havent had a puff for three hours; however, just as you like.
Now how on earth am I to announce a man like that? muttered the servant. In the first place, youve no right in here at all; you ought to be in the waiting-room, because youre a sort of visitor a guest, in fact and I shall catch it for this. Look here, do you intend to take up you abode with us? he added, glancing once more at the princes bundle, which evidently gave him no peace.
No, I dont think so. I dont think I should stay even if they were to invite me. Ive simply come to make their acquaintance, and nothing more.
Make their acquaintance? asked the man, in amazement, and with redoubled suspicion. Then why did you say you had business with the general?
Oh well, very little business. There is one little matter some advice I am going to ask him for; but my principal object is simply to introduce myself, because I am Prince Muishkin, and Madame Epanchin is the last of her branch of the house, and besides herself and me there are no other Muishkins left.
What youre a relation then, are you? asked the servant, so bewildered that he began to feel quite alarmed.
Well, hardly so. If you stretch a point, we are relations, of course, but so distant that one cannot really take cognizance of it. I once wrote to your mistress from abroad, but she did not reply. However, I have thought it right to make acquaintance with her on my arrival. I am telling you all this in order to ease your mind, for I see you are still far from comfortable on my account. All you have to do is to announce me as Prince Muishkin, and the object of my visit will be plain enough. If I am received very good; if not, well, very good again. But they are sure to receive me, I should think; Madame Epanchin will naturally be curious to see the only remaining representative of her family. She values her Muishkin descent very highly, if I am rightly informed.
The princes conversation was artless and confiding to a degree, and the servant could not help feeling that as from visitor to common serving-man this state of things was highly improper. His conclusion was that one of two things must be the explanation either that this was a begging impostor, or that the prince, if prince he were, was simply a fool, without the slightest ambition; for a sensible prince with any ambition would certainly not wait about in ante-rooms with servants, and talk of his own private affairs like this. In either case, how was he to announce this singular visitor?
I really think I must request you to step into the next room! he said, with all the insistence he could muster.
Why? If I had been sitting there now, I should not have had the opportunity of making these personal explanations. I see you are still uneasy about me and keep eyeing my cloak and bundle. Dont you think you might go in yourself now, without waiting for the secretary to come out?
No, no! I cant announce a visitor like yourself without the secretary. Besides the general said he was not to be disturbed he is with the Colonel C . Gavrila Ardalionovitch goes in without announcing.
Who may that be? a clerk?
What? Gavrila Ardalionovitch? Oh no; he belongs to one of the companies. Look here, at all events put your bundle down, here.
Yes, I will if I may; and can I take off my cloak
Of course; you cant go in THERE with it on, anyhow.
The prince rose and took off his mantle, revealing a neat enough morning costume a little worn, but well made. He wore a steel watch chain and from this chain there hung a silver Geneva watch. Fool the prince might be, still, the generals servant felt that it was not correct for him to continue to converse thus with a visitor, in spite of the fact that the prince pleased him somehow.
And what time of day does the lady receive? the latter asked, reseating himself in his old place.
Oh, thats not in my province! I believe she receives at any time; it depends upon the visitors. The dressmaker goes in at eleven. Gavrila Ardalionovitch is allowed much earlier than other people, too; he is even admitted to early lunch now and then.
It is much warmer in the rooms here than it is abroad at this season, observed the prince; but it is much warmer there out of doors. As for the houses a Russian cant live in them in the winter until he gets accustomed to them.