To your eyes we were, although at the time I did not know it. To my eyes when I boarded it the car was occupied by enough people to fill all the seats. You returned my bow as I entered, but did not offer me your seat. The stranger did, and while I tried to decline it, I was unable to do so. He was a man of about my own age, and he had a most remarkable pair of eyes. There was no resisting them. His offer was a command; and as I rode along and thought of your sitting motionless at the end of the car, compelling me to stand, and being indirectly responsible for my acceptance of courtesies from a total and disagreeable stranger, I became so very indignant with you that I passed you without recognition as soon as I could summon up courage to leave. I could not understand why you, who had seemed to me to be the soul of politeness, should upon this occasion have failed to do not what I should exact from any man, but what I had reason to expect of you.
But, Mrs. Barrows, remonstrated Willis, why should I give up a seat to a lady when there were twenty other seats unoccupied on the same car?
There is no reason in the world why you should, replied Mrs. Barrows. But it was not until last winter that I discovered the trick that had been put upon us.
Ah? said Willis. Trick?
Yes, said Mrs. Barrows. It was a trick. The car was empty to your eyes, but crowded to mine with the astral bodies of the members of the Boston Theosophical Society.
Wha-a-at? roared Willis.
It is just as I have said, replied Mrs. Barrows, with a silvery laugh. They are all great friends of my husbands, and one night last winter he dined them at our house, and who do you suppose walked in first?
Madame Blavatskys ghost? suggested Willis, with a grin.
Not quite, returned Mrs. Barrows. But the horrible stranger of the horse-car; and, do you know, he recalled the whole thing to my mind, assuring me that he and the others had projected their astral bodies over to New York for a week, and had a magnificent time unperceived by all save myself, who was unconsciously psychic, and so able to perceive them in their invisible forms.
It was a mean trick on me, Mrs. Barrows, said Willis, ruefully, as soon as he had recovered sufficiently from his surprise to speak.
Oh no, she replied, with a repetition of her charming laugh, which rearoused in Williss breast all the regrets of a lost cause. They didnt intend it especially for you, anyhow.
Well, said Willis, I think they did. They were friends of your husbands, and they wanted to ruin me.
Ruin you? And why should the friends of Mr. Barrows have wished to do that? asked Mrs. Barrows, in astonishment.
Because, began Willis, slowly and softly because they probably knew that from the moment I met you, I But that is a story with a disagreeable climax, Mrs. Barrows, so I shall not tell it. How do you like Boston?
The Ghost Club
An unfortunate episode in the life of No. 5010
Number 5010 was at the time when I received the details of this story from his lips a stalwart man of thirty-eight, swart of hue, of pleasing address, and altogether the last person one would take for a convict serving a term for sneak-thieving. The only outer symptoms of his actual condition were the striped suit he wore, the style and cut of which are still in vogue at Sing Sing prison, and the closely cropped hair, which showed off the distinctly intellectual lines of his head to great advantage. He was engaged in making shoes when I first saw him, and so impressed was I with the contrast between his really refined features and grace of manner and those of his brutish-looking companions, that I asked my guide who he was, and what were the circumstances which had brought him to Sing Sing.
He pegs shoes like a gentleman, I said.
Yes, returned the keeper. Hes werry troublesome that way. He thinks hes too good for his position. We cant never do nothing with the boots he makes.
Why do you keep him at work in the shoe department? I queried.
We havent got no work to be done in his special line, so we have to put him at whatever we can. He pegs shoes less badly than he does anything else.
What was his special line?
He was a gentleman of leisure travellin for his health afore he got into the toils o the law. His real name is Marmaduke Fitztappington De Wolfe, of Pelhamhurst-by-the-Sea, Warwickshire. He landed in this country of a Tuesday, took to collectin souvenir spoons of a Friday, was jugged the same day, tried, convicted, and there he sets. In for two years more.
How interesting! I said. Was the evidence against him conclusive?
Extremely. A half-dozen spoons was found on his person.
He pleaded guilty, I suppose?
Not him. He claimed to be as innocent as a new-born babe. Told a cock-and-bull story about havin been deluded by spirits, but the judge and jury wasnt to be fooled. They gave him every chance, too. He even cabled himself, the judge did, to Pelhamhurst-by-the-Sea, Warwickshire, at his own expense, to see if the man was an impostor, but he never got no reply. There was them as said there wasnt no such place as Pelhamhurst-by-the-Sea in Warwickshire, but they never proved it.