More perspective grows in another direction.
How to become a scientist?
In no way! All of us are always only disciples.
Is it good to be a doctor?
Very bad! There are doubts in the correctness of the treatment of yourself.
Whether is science history?
Of course, no! Because in history happens to be by everyone.
Is it possible time to stop?
Not only. It can also jump.
Is there any intellect at the crocodile?
And this intellect is not bad, since the crocodile regaled itself by the person many times.
Why alive has arisen?
It has not arisen, and it was always because without it the dead would not be made out.
Is it possible the word without the matter?
During chatter you cannot satisfy your hunger.
Why are people envious?
They always feel shortage for themselves of neighbour's goods.
What is different the patriot from the rest?
Others better.
Can the computer replace the person?
In any way not! First, it cannot do nonsenses, secondly, you can throw out it, and it of you – no.
Whether really labor created the person?
Vice versa.
Is it possible the arrival of universal harmony?
Not with your hands to play on the harmonium by all.
Can a frog become the person?
It became in the end.
Whether really the suffering ennobles the person?
If he managed to grow up to ability to suffer.
And what is this state – sleep?
Reminder that state and mind is not forever.
Why the present seems such fleeting?
Because of carelessness.
Is it possible to know the future?
Glance in the past or address any gypsy woman.
Can democracy be effective for the people?
It is effective only for rascals from the people.
What is required will for?
In order to all life to be engaged in a meaningless affair.
Why intelligentsia is multiplied only in Russia?
Russian always pitied the foolishes.
What does intelligentsia differ in?
It is helplessness.
Why is the Russian intelligentsia considered rotten?
It decomposes under any power.
Why the intellectuals are running away from Russia?
They are squeezed by intelligentsia.
What does not love intelligentsia?
To work.
What is loved by intelligentsia&
It loves self and fruitless vigils.
Are bribes useful?
No! Not in the horse feed.
Why the people elect fools by deputies?
What is pop, such is the parish.
Whether fear is useful?
If only to cause fear in people expediently.
Is it true that the casting vote always has the majority?
Wrong. The casting vote always belongs to the insidious minority.
Coup is similar to rotation of pancake on a frying pan, but revolution – akin to falling of a frying pan onto a leg.
Should we trust people?
Only after check.
What an official is good in, and in what he is bad?
He if and works, then shits inevitably.
How to get rid of bad habits?
To acquire new ones.
Where all diseases undertake from?
Because of failures of an organism without asking for anyone's permission.
What mister from comrade differs?
Mister much about himself understands, and comrade – nothing.
What is characteristic of old age?
By unreliability of preserved organics.
What will happen after the crisis?
Nothing, if it was the last.
Whether it is possible to grasp immensity?
Only in inadequate state.
What are equal rights?
This when for everything are accused right, and left are announced by the right for the same.
Is it possible to avoid inequalities?
It is impossible! But – equality: it is possible!
Is it possible immortality?
If only death orders to live long.
How the term "consciousness" may be deciphered?
Consciousness is only knowledge together with though some considerations.
Why atheists do not trust in "Afterlife"?
They are similar to those who believe that the medal has only one side.
Could there be a shadow without light?
It is difficult to say – without light cannot see anything.
What a free person differs from the unauthorized in?
A free person sees in what he gets involved, and the unauthorized person is unaware of it.
What distinguishes need from passion?
On need go, and on passion – soar.
That it is better: to live quietly and long or to live frantically and widely?
The value has not longitude and latitude, but the degree of satisfaction.
How to build a communism?
The same as catch Sunny Bunny?
What distinguishes the person from a fly?
The fly is caught by a spider, and the person is caught by the creditor. Consequences are identical.
What is conscience for the rich?
Charity.
How is our civilization living?
Goes there, without knowing where.
Whether it is worth thanking Bolsheviks for the made revolution?
Not worth it, but where from Bolsheviks to disappear?
German is better than Russian?
If only the pedants better than the slobs.
What is good in Chinaman?
His eternal employment.
Why Finns do not steal?
They left Russia in a timely manner.
Who is a toady?
In imperial Russia – the person in the hallway, in present Russia – on the contrary.
Is it possible to explain everything?
It is possible. But it is not need. Do not come in handy.
Is there life on other planets?
And whither can hide from it?
Whether it is necessary to watch TV?
It is not need to accuse the device in everything!
Could there be Paradise on Earth?
Paradise is elsewhere.
Whether there was in the history at least one successful president?
So far not, but the people still hope, going on re-elections.
Why all spoil everything?
All good intentions lead to hell.
Why officials steal?
You are mistaken! They do not steal, and drop to treasury.
Who are now messrs?
As always – former slaves and footmen.
Who is right – materialists or idealists?
Neither those, nor others: where can consciousness build a nest without matter? And is it possible to test matter without consciousness!?
Mankind – the herd?
If a goat is leading the herd of sheep, then who then is leading mankind?
Whether purely spiritual life is possible?
If to separate spirit from a body, then, alas, there comes death.
Why does time for happy life doesn't come?
Because somebody hours aren't watched, others have no watch, and all else are just waiting in the wings.
What is the role of personality in history?
Personalities appear so seldom that the history in general doesn't suffer from them, but in particular – very much even.
For what Internet appeared?
For the best coverage of the population and its subsequent self-destruction.
Than a policeman is different from a criminal?
One nonentity in the form pretends that it guards order, and another – uses this.
Why wolves howl, dogs whine, and people pray?
The wolf has nobody to hope, and he cheers itself; a dog, whining, hopes for the master; and Homo sapiens for some reason imagines that is not known who will help him.
Why the signature is sealed by the stamp?
Here affects atavism: always more reliable to something or someone to pin down.
What do Russians differ from remaining in?
They like to oppose to everything and everybody just so.
What is characteristic of reasonable persons?
They are not removed far from the level of mediocrity.
What it is necessary to be afraid the most of all?
Every should be afraid the most of all self.
What means to service?
To succumb to low-grade reasons.
What means to become?
To manage to manifest self in life at least once.
Where ultimately leads hypocrisy?
To loss of the true face.
Why old people are such sad?
From the loss of prospects.
What exist in consanguineous with indulgence?
Nobility.
Where the person does not look for benefits anyway?
In dreams and love.
What will occur if prisons collapse?
We will be sat on chain.
Why pessimists don't kill of themselves from the hopelessness which is visible by them?
Means, visibility is bad.